| With job discrimination, its injustices and negative | | | | For years, people have been riding around in taxis |
| repercussions now a much more open topic, more | | | | without their seat belts on and visual package |
| handicapped people everywhere are finding better, | | | | inspectors have been holding their packages as far as |
| well paying jobs. Overweight, unattractive, large | | | | two feet from their faces when they looked at them. |
| bottomed airline stewardess now squeeze their | | | | Also, far too many airline pilots were being distracted |
| corpulent rear ends between seats that force their | | | | from their duties of piloting their craft by gorgeous, fit |
| way down the isles of commercial jets around the | | | | and trim stewardesses with large breasts. One can |
| planet. Also, blind people in particular are new being | | | | only imagine how many fatal airline crashes were the |
| seen in work areas that were previously considered | | | | result of these unseemly types of distractions. |
| completely out of reach. | | | | Every Square Millimeter Carefully Inspected |
| A Much Safer Public | | | | Thanks to all of the more recent, progressive and |
| Blind taxi drivers now play bumper cars as their | | | | positive changes in the rules of handicapped |
| terrified, wide eyed passengers franticly grope for their | | | | employment, pilots now have both their hands on the |
| seat belts and yes, blind visual package inspectors | | | | steering wheel, instead of their coworkers. Also, people |
| now squinch their eyes as they inspect their packages, | | | | who never before wore seat belts in taxis are now |
| held just a millimeter from their faces. What is the | | | | securely buckled in for their impending hell ride and blind |
| benefit and is the public at risk in any way? As a | | | | visual package inspection workers are squinting their |
| matter of fact, a recent study concluded that the | | | | eyes oh so tight as they spend up to an hour combing |
| public is actually rendered much safer by these new | | | | over every square millimeter of each and every |
| progressive changes in the workforce. | | | | package coming down the inspection line. |
| Problems Solved | | | | |