Crashing a MonaVie Sales Meeting

In 2006, an elderly neighbor of mine, a very sweet ladyJoon then proceeded to tell all of us how their own
I'll call Jane whom I had known for years, invited me,chronic pain and hypertension were cured in a matter
my father, and my wife to a meeting in her homeof weeks by drinking MonaVie. They also told us
about a product called MonaVie, an antioxidant fruitstories of other customers who had gone into cancer
beverage that was purported to relieve chronicremission after drinking the juice for awhile.
rheumatism and arthritis as well as help the prognosisIt was a masterful performance - Joon repeatedly
of people fighting cancer. Jane gave a bottle to mythanked Jesus for bringing this wonderful drink into her
father, who has had arthritis since his late 20s, sayinglife, and Benny even cried during his testimonial. They
that it had helped her daughter-in-law with someshowed a 10-minute video which talked about the
chronic joint pain and hoping it would do the same formystical properties of the acai fruit and the untouched
him. While I trust Jane and believe she sincerely hadrainforest paradise in which it was grown. And then
my dad's best interests at heart, I am naturallythey hit us with the price: to buy directly from Benny
skeptical of any product that claims to produce suchand Joon, we would pay $55.00 a bottle for the juice.
results. However, I decided to attend the meeting - butAlternatively, we could become distributors just like
I did a bit of research on the product before going.them, and that would allow us to "buy from ourselves"
MonaVie is a blend of fruit juices and extract from theat wholesale price - about $40.00 a bottle. What a
fruit of the acai palm, a tree native to Central anddeal.
South America. It is touted as being chock full ofOne important thing to remember about businesses
antioxidants and anthocyanins, and at the time thethat are set up like this is that multi-level marketing
product's website named those ingredients assystems rely on interstate sales. Because pyramiding -
chemicals that aid the body in fighting off free radicalsreceiving commissions or sign-up fees based on
(tiny particles which have been linked to cancerrecruiting new salespersons - is illegal under most state
development), preventing heart disease, and curinglaws, distributors usually have to travel far from home
arthritis and joint pain (they've since toned down theirto get legitimate sales. Travel expenses and product
claims). The fruit juice is sold in expensive-looking winesamples aren't cheap, so these distributors have every
bottles with a sleek logo on the label. It has theincentive to puff up their product in hopes of turning a
consistency of cough syrup and tastes like someoneprofit. So it's no surprise that although Benny and
dropped cocoa powder into a combination of juiceJoon's home was in Florida, they conducted most of
concentrates that was mixed up on a dare (believetheir sales meetings in North Carolina, hoping to recruit
me - I've tasted it). All that might be fine - if the productpeople from the social networks of their family and
did what it actually purports to do.friends.
The fact is that while antioxidants are an importantWhen question and answer time came, I brought up
nutritional supplement and may be useful asthe evidence I mentioned earlier, including one piece I
treatments for certain neurological disorders,haven't yet mentioned: Were Benny and Joon aware,
antioxidant supplements don't appear to decreaseas I was, that Dallin Larsen, the chairman and CEO of
your risk of cancer and heart disease, according toMonaVie, had previously marketed another product
clinical trials. Dietary anthocyanin, once thought tocalled Royal Tongan Limu which was seized and
increase the amount of antioxidants in thedestroyed by the FDA because it falsely claimed to
bloodstream, isn't much more useful; scientists attributecure cancer and arthritis? (They said they weren't
the boost of antioxidants in blood after takingaware of any of those things. Go figure.)
anthocyanin supplements as a side effect of the bodyIn the end, I don't think Benny and Joon got many sales
filtering those chemicals out. In other words, the bodyout of that trip. Jane never mentioned the product to
sees the anthocyanin as waste, and is trying to get ridme or my dad again after that night. But what shocked
of it.me most about that meeting was that I, a recent
But even if the health benefits aren't revolutionary,college graduate, was the only attendee to ask any
antioxidants are still a useful dietary supplement forquestions about the veracity of the claims. Many of
other reasons, right? Perhaps, but not from MonaVie.these attendees were very intelligent and successful
Acai fruit itself contains less antioxidants than freshpeople in their own right, but the most common
strawberries, pomegranate juice, blueberry juice, andquestion asked during the meeting was, "Will this stuff
red wine. The antioxidant content is further diminishedalso help me with another health problem?" - to which
when the fruit is processed or freeze-dried; the mainBenny would dutifully answer, "Yes". If I hadn't shown
ingredient in MonaVie is a freeze-dried acai puree. Inup to spoil Benny and Joon's juice party, how many of
summation, you'll get more antioxidants from eating athe potential customers would have tasted the
serving of strawberries at your next meal than you willKool-Aid, and maybe even bought a bottle of it to take
by drinking a whole bottle of this sludge.home? This setup was clearly designed to pull in
Knowing all this (and a few more interesting tidbits aspeople of an age demographic where joint problems,
well) in advance of the meeting, I went to Jane's househeart disease, and cancer risk are elevated, and then
with my notebook of scribblings in hand. What I thoughttap into their fears of those illnesses to sell an
would be a few people giving testimonials about theoverpriced product that tastes like garbage and is
benefits of MonaVie in their diet and recommending itabout as good for you. These types of scams prey
to others was actually a well-orchestrated sales pitch,upon the elderly and the uninformed, and government
conducted by Jane's son and daughter-in-law, whom I'llregulations need to be tightened to keep it from
call Benny and Joon. The other people in attendancehappening over and over again.
were all over age 65, recruited from Jane's bible studyIn the meantime, if someone wants to sell you a $55
group at church. When everyone had settled in andbottle of antioxidant miracle juice, save your money
the promoters had set up their materials, Bennyand get a bottle of red wine and some strawberries.
opened the meeting with a lengthy prayer. Benny andThey're better tasting and better for you.