Internet Marketing Rant - Can't You People Read?

Maybe watching Robin Williams videos inspired thisbefore the Thanksgiving holiday that just flew by. In the
article. I don't know. Here is what I do know. It hasoffer, I specifically said that the offer itself was only
come to my attention that people in Internet marketinggood for two days and actually gave the dates that
DON'T read. Why do I say this? Well, read this articlethe offer was good for. There could be absolutely no
(if you can) and you'll understand. The questions Idoubt about how long the offer was good for and on
sometimes get asked absolutely boggle my mind. I'mwhat dates the offer was good for. You see what's
going to share a few of my experiences with you incoming don't you. Hey, you're catching on. Good...there's
this, what I hope will be, amusing article. These are allhope for you yet. Well, a short while after sending out
true stories.the email, I get an email back with the following
I run many specials over at the Warrior Forum. Mostquestion...wait for it..."How long is this offer good for?"
of them are sold in limited quantities. In other words,I really need to contact the school system this person
after a certain number are sold, I pull the offer. In thewent to and find out what they teach over there.
sales copy, I say how many are going and then I alsoFinally, and this is the best one of all, I have a sales
put how many are left and update the count in realpage for a product that teaches how to write sales
time. Well, one offer had 26 copies left. It was clearlyletters. It's as plain as day what the product will teach
marked in the headline and inside the copy itself...26you. Well, one day, I get an email from a person and it
copies left. Well, I get a PM from a member whichsays the following:
actually included the title of the thread indicating that"I am very interested in your book on copywriting. Can
there were 26 copies left and in the PM, this personI ask what it will teach me?"
asks me the following question..."Are there any copiesPlease, somebody just shoot me.
left?"Do Internet marketers just not read and comprehend
You can't make this stuff up.or do they just love yanking my chain?
Here's another one. You're going to love this. I sent outPlease, do me and everybody else a favor.
an email to my list about a special offer. It was justRead.